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Pedro Rodriquez period, the walls of the dining-room are painted in a light pea green with red woodwork, all doorknobs and other fixtures are gilded tin, the bar is handmade out of 2,000 Sunkist Orange crates, and light is provided by one, naked bulb hanging in the center of the room.
All in all, a wonderful atmosphere in which to scarf down all the goodies.
La Maison De Nourriture, strategically placed at the intersection of Route 109 and Tobacco Road, provides the best in continental cookery. Such delicacies as fried frogs feet, tossed turkey toes, minced monkey-muscles, souffled salmon

PRAYBOY AFTER HOURS ... (Continued from page 21) Pedro Rodriquez period, the walls of the dining-room are painted in a light pea green with red woodwork, all doorknobs and other fixtures are gilded tin, the bar is handmade out of 2,000 Sunkist Orange crates, and light is provided by one, naked bulb hanging in the center of the room. All in all, a wonderful atmosphere in which to scarf down all the goodies. La Maison De Nourriture, strategically placed at the intersection of Route 109 and Tobacco Road, provides the best in continental cookery. Such delicacies as fried frogs feet, tossed turkey toes, minced monkey-muscles, souffled salmon	scales, burnt-buttered boysenberry biscuits, nurtured needle noodles, and lumpy lamb livers, can all be had for the asking. "Frenchie" is your host, and will oversee the preparation of each individual order. A free bottle of Nedicks Champagne is served with every meal, chilled to just the right temperature, and or-durves (sic) are to be found at each table. For a night of sophisticated dining, don't miss the Maison de Nourriture. Just follow your nose. Igor's Impoverished People's Restaurant, catering to all the decadent, imperialistic, capitalists in the New York area. Official Soviet food served in the official Soviet manner by waiters clad	in the official Soviet waiter's uniform. Music is provided by the Volga Boatmen, a group just off the boat, and large dinner parties and receptions are welcome. Every Saturday night, Igor playa Russian Roulette with people in the audience while the Nauseating Ballet does Swan Lake on two tables set up in the center of the room. To top the evening off, test your drinking ability by seeing if you can beat Igor in a race to drain a fivegallon jug of Vodka, loser pays all. For a revolutionary way of eating, come to Igor's. "Service With A Sneer"
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