My family tree must have been used for firewood!

Genealogists never die, they just lose their census.

My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??

I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!

It's 2000... Do you know where your-Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?

A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

Am I the only person up my tree?... sure seems like it.

Can a first cousin once removed..RETURN?

Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

"Crazy" is a relative term in my family.

I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or thief.

Many a family tree needs pruning.

Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!

Genealogists live in the past lane.

Always willing to share my ignorance...

Genealogy... will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

All the really important information is on that missing page

I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!