BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!



GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID,
BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS



A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER



I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER



SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME



COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH



DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN



I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN




WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT



OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME




DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE



I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE



HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES





And last but not least:




IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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