Did You Ever Believe This?

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire by night.

The Egyptians were drowned in the desert.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
to stand still and he obeyed him.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they
had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

Solomon, one of David's sons had 300 wives and 300 porcupines.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance.

The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve decibels.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony,
which is another name for marriage.

A Christian should only have one spouse. This is called monotony.