My Fitness Program

EXERCISE PROGRAM


Monday:
Beat around the bushes, after watering the jalapenos.
Jump to conclusions, but first weed the calabacitas.
Climb the walls, after mowing the lawn.
Wade through paperwork, after another Clean Advice.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels, mowing is such a drag.
Push my luck, check the lottery winners.
Make mountains out of mole hills, as usual.
Hit the nail on the head, at least once.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards, they'll get you anyway.
Jump on the band wagon, Kerry or Hillary?
Balance the books, with red ink?
Run around in circles, it's good for what ails you.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn, no one is listening anyway.
Climb the ladder of success, break the glass ceiling.
Pull out the stops, as well as the troops.
Add fuel to the fire, throw in passive solar.

Friday:
Open a can of worms, you'll like them.
Put my foot in my mouth, and what is wrong with that?
Start the ball rolling, up hill will do.
Go over the edge, break the envelope.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

Whew!
What a workout!

Sunday:
Rest - At Last.




Definitely Better

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