Here lies Jett who lost this bet
she jetted in but not out... well not yet....





Here lies Mary Jane - Her legs were so full of pain.
She hobbled when she walked, whispered when she talked.
She was seen but not heard and now she is in heaven,
Just singing and not saying a word.....



Here lies Relic under a rock, Got into a fight with McGrawl,
In her haste to draw, Butterfingers Relic slipped and gunned herself down.



Here lies Mrs Pass N Gass,
She came to town full of extreme heat,
All of a sudden, there was a crash, And she wound up in a flaming heap.






JeffTex

Here I started - Here I fell
Here I lay - Deader than hell





Here rests Ginna, in her bones, Did you really think she'd go alone,
Six feet under and six feet above, Still entertaining her former loves.








Here lies Sandpiper, She loved the ocean blue
Collecting shells, swimming and taking pictures too.
But the day the Lord came calling.....
She kicked her bucket and flew





Merry-maiden

Here lies Joy A true blond indeed
With no more roots to dye But a true blue friend
In a time of need





Here lies TX Ma.. she had a gripe
But not with Pa - she pulled her gun once too many times
it went off and now she wear her wings..

Here lies Donna, Alone and sad
All she ever wanted was to be loved and glad.
Now she's gone, no more to worry
All her woes she now can bury



You Are Loved..!!!

For years she did diet,
Every fad, she would try it.
The battle of bulges she finally did win
And now Ms. Connie is ever so thin.
Her bones are all buried deep down in the dirt
But her spirit soars high eating delicious dessert.
Heaven is filled with edible goodies
Pastries, Ice Creams, and chocolate chip cookies.



No more denials. No dirty looks.
God has all of the very best cooks.
She is so happy now where she's at,
In Heaven Ms. Connie will never be fat!

Here lies Kimber
She was sexy and limber
Her heart was full of glimmer and shimmer
Now she lies here With a headstone made out of timber
And the world is a little dimmer
Now that Kimber no longer shimmers

Here lies Marie in her grave
The cheapest burial! Cause she never saved
This is not etched in stone
That was too expensive
This is written on cheap wood
Found by the cemetery fences
She is buried in jeans, Her usual wear
Her tee-shirt and workboots, A hat covers her hair
Not a penny was saved,  Not a penny (urn)
Remember this grave site, Be it a lesson we learn
Would you want this burial..When it's your turn????

Here lies José Andrés "Andy" Chacón, USMA 1951
Cullum 18250

Andy was a fighter for causes, a passionate orator, a skilled rouser of rabble over issues he loved and an un-apologetic populist liberal.

He heard his call on ??-??-????
Born 08-16-1925

(On my death right click>select Source Code>Scroll down>Replace ??-??-???? with Date of my Death
Remove this note! Then Pay my Bills!)

Ur Friend Andy - Making Things Larger, Better and Faster

Always a True Liberal and Proud of it!

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