Seven Forbidden Foods


Can't eat beef............mad cow


Can't eat chicken............bird flu


Can't eat eggs.........cholesterol


Can't eat pork...............bacteria


Can't eat fish..............mercury


Can't eat fruit ...... .....insecticides


Can't eat vegetables...........herbicides


Now, the way i see it; that only leaves

Chocolate is a Vegetable


Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.



Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.



Both of them are
plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.



To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy.

So candy bars are a health food.



Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries,
orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.



Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backward is
"DESSERTS"





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