Lessons About Life

     I Learned From A Cow 
 
  

 
 

Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
 
 
Don't cry over spilled milk.
 

When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol
and no taste!
 
The grass is greener
 on the other side of the fence.
 

 

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!
 

 
It's better to be seen and not herd.
 

 

Honor thy fodder and thy mother
and all your udder relatives.
 
 
 
Never take any bull from anybody.

 
 
Always let them know who's bossy!
 
 
 

Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.

  


Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement.
 

 

Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

 





        

Con Sus Guardaespaldas!