The Four Cats!

Pics c/o Jerry Carlson & Larry Mintz

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist ,,,,,and the fourth man was a government employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies and divided them into four piles of three cookies each.

The chemist called his cat and said,"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces, without spilling a drop into the glass.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee

His cat then ..... ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,, drank the milk,,,,,,,,,

shit on the paper screwed the other cats

claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,,,,,,,

put in for Workers Compensation...............and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............





Ur Little Biddy Buddy!

Not bad for Guvmint Work!