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Dominick
"Mucci" Mucci The week's trials would seem incomplete indeed without a visit to that bespectacled and bloodspattered "barber of barbers"-the infamous "Mucci." Holding court beneath the 18th Division, "Mucci" has been acclaimed for his part in fostering a steady influx of Purple Hearts to the Corps. He recently won the "Suggestion of the Month" award for his plan to incorporate meat processing techniques in the Cadet barber shop. One of his earlier prize winning sug gestions resulted in the placement of sawdust on the barber shop floor. The "West Point ads the etc." award also came his way for the efficient use of a single razor during his 17 year tenure here. Notwithstanding occasional mis haps, "Mucci" can be expected to leave a lasting depression on the minds of those he has served. |
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Dodger "Styrich" Zitflat Everybodys all-everything, Dodger re- cently completed four record breaking years on the Navy gridiron. A recipient of every award imaginable, Dodger was recently named "Son of the Month" by his parents. An active participant in Spring baseball, only Navy's destitute Winter Sports Program is devoid of his services. Due to an equipment mix up at the end of the season, Dodger's famous number 12 will be retired until new uni- forms are bought. In fact, even his favorite saying, "Six and Even," will never be used again. . |
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"Willy" Emery The Manager of the "West Point Hilton," (lately on TDY to the Riding Hall) is a 20 year .veteran of the Academy. "Turned back 16 times," laments "Willy" despite his recognized expertese in the field of higher education. Never too busy to help a "goat," his succinct advice has started many a Cadet upon the road to unemployment. Slightly below the Super intendent in the Chain of Command, "Willy" can usually be counted upon to divulge many major policy decisions be fore they have been decided. Always available for comment, "Willy" rates he tween a waiter and the DB as a dispenser of pertinent poop. |
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