Parabolically from bottom left: Special Topic Memorandum, by Q. E. Dicholas, complete unexpurgated versions, $59.86, with Interpolations, leather bound, $59.90; Bag O'Unfolded Laundry (with torn bedsheets) $4.33; Abyssinian, lacrosse-playing Hamster, female, $5.00; Rolled steel cage, A440, .8WF.5, $27.09; Ridiculous sign, $.25 with one boxtop; Single band, vacuum tube radio (will not pick up KDET), $9.99; Hawaii, $46 million (Islands may be purchased individually); Grubby, tar-stained, com• fortable comforter by U. Sarmy, priceless; Patent leather, crepe-soled motorcycle boots by Norris and Wilbur, 1283 Pestas; Tin plated, balsa wood award for the non-athletic type, $.56; Silver-coated saber with heated blade for those band-box excursions (summer cooling device optional) $98.74; Circular Time Wasting Device, $2.36; Rules for a Progressive Society, by A.B.Surd, yours for the asking; Fluted leather wastebasket with velvet lining $13.92, with waste, $14.02; One year's subscription to "Modern Philoso­ phy," by Janet Pilgrim and friends, $13.69; Geo-political map of Flirtation Walk and Wirt-Robinson Mem., $.26 with two box-tops; Cheap plastic briefcase holding com­ plete set W.P.A. of A.W. by Aparicio, 4 Havana cigars; Low speed, extremely heavy, 7.62 gun, 3124.80 Piastres.

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DH4 British Observation Bomber" granted
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