Quotes
These greens
are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead
A hungry dog
hunts best.
~ Lee Trevino
You can talk
to a fade but a hook won't listen.
~ Lee Trevino
I was three
over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett
Actually, the
only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to
do that.
~ Jim Murray
The only sure
rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
I don't fear
death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all
these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf
tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten
minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball
retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in
case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
My favorite
shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be
mastered.
~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf
clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the
fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
There is no
similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in
the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan
Professional
golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
~ Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a
man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells
I never pray
on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the
course.
~ Billy Graham
If you watch a
game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's
golf.
~ Bob Hope
If you think
it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
You can make a
lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that
neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino
I'm not saying
my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.