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An Embarrassing Moment...
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 am , on the
first Hole of a
busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my
upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!'
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in
my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement,
'Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee.'
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man
'Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the
men's tee, please!'
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back
'Would the Asshole with the microphone please be quiet and let me play
my second shot.'