1) Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
2) Drum on every available surface.
3) Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
4)  Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
5)  Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
6)  Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7)  Set alarms for random times.
8)  Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
9)  Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
10)  Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
11) Honk and wave to strangers.
12)  Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
13)  Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
14)  Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
15) Wear your pants backwards.
16) Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complementary mints by the cash register.
17)  Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
18)  ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
19) only type in lowercase.
20) dont use any punctuation either
21)  Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
22) Pay for your dinner with pennies.
23)  Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
24)  24) Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
25)  Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
26) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
27)  Light road flares on a birthday cake.
28)  Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
29)  Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
30)  Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
31)  Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 3
32)  At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
33)  When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells,Batman smells" until physically restrained.
34)  As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
35)  Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
36)  Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
37)  Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song.
38)  Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
39)  Drive half a block.
40)  Name your dog "Dog".
41)  Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
42)  Ask people what gender they are.
43)  Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
44)  Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
45)  Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
46)  Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a"real hoot".
47)  Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that youdon't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
48)  Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
49)  Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
50)  Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
51)  Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
52)  Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
53)  Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
54)  Wear a LOT of cologne.
55)  Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
56)  Mow your lawn with scissors.
57)  At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
58)  Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
59)  Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
60)  Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't a cricket."
61)  Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
62)  Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
63)  Never make eye contact.
64)  Never break eye contact.
65)  Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
66)  Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
67)  Make appointments for the 31st of September.
68)  Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
69)  Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.