Go Naked . . .


Of course many of these are written in the context of a specific posting to the Class Forum discussions but they do display the creative talent of our class members:

Go naked, and watch where you put that decoder ring.

Go naked, and very little will be hidden.

Go naked, and forget the bells and whistles.

Go naked, and let everyone see what you have to show for yourself.

Go naked with your own organic mortar.

Go naked, and don't have a cow, man.

Go naked, but watch out for snakes in the grass!

Go naked, and everyone will see where you're faking it.

Go naked and, like, let it all hang out, man.

Go naked, and remember what's long and hard and full of seamen may just be a submarine.

Go naked, and the long and short of it will take care of itself.

Go naked, but don't bend over in front of the unicorn.

Go naked, but cover your navel for the censors, please.

Go naked, but carry a phaser, just in case.

Go naked where no one has gone naked before.

Go naked, and we'll all wish we were "double blind."

Go naked, but wear a crucifix so they won't mistake you for a heathen.

Go naked and show everyone how your complex organs are.

Go naked, and may all your mutations confer a big advantage.

Go naked, and keep your balls to yourself.

Go naked, and keep your hands on your own dictionary.

Go naked and don't let anyone take any of your ribs!

Go naked -- but maybe not in jail.

Go naked, but watch where you're kneeling.

Go naked, and don't be dancing on any pins.

Go naked, and we'll all see billions more cells than we'd probably like to.

Go naked, and we'll see what entropy has wrought.

Go naked, and we'll all get an eyeful.

Go naked, but don't get caught when the water dries up.

Go naked, and see how well your skin blends in at formation!

Go naked, but you may want to wear a Kevlar apron.

Go naked, and don't let the churchgoers grab you by the organ.

Go naked, and let's see who's more equal than the others.

Go naked, and you'll probably find yourself swinging between the right and the left.

Go naked, and give your sunscreen a liberal application

Go Naked - but watch which side the tassel is on

Go naked, and show us your rolling rocks.

Go naked, and you won't care as much if the water slops out of the sink on you -- unless it's very hot.

Go naked, and drive all the cows mad. "How is the cow?" "Sir, she's mad as hell, and she'd not gonna take it any more."

Go naked, and show us some perserverance on your part.

Go naked, and watch out for the moose!

Go naked while your stockings, etc., are hung by the fire to dry.


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Last updated on 05 January 2003